RANDOM FACTS FRIDAY!!!

i had something planned but i'll save that for next week. while checking out maryann's blog-a-roni, i noticed that she had this lil meme up.

thought i'd steal it :)

Have You Ever:

Taken a picture completely naked?
i've taken a topless picture before

Told a lie?
yes....as much of a bitch that i am, i don't like to hurt people's feelings.

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
yes.

Been arrested?
noooooo.

Seen someone die?
no.

Kissed a picture?
hell, i've frenched a picture...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Slept in until 5pm?
most def. i'd sleep 24 hours if i could.

Had sex at work?
hmmm....i better not answer this.

Fallen asleep at work?
probably...i used to work 0700-1500, 1500-2300, and 2300-0700 shifts all in one week. so i'm sure i have.

Held a snake?
yes and it was terrifying and exhilarating at the same time.

Ran a red light?
every damn day.

Been suspended from school?
nooo....too much of a good girl.

Pole danced?
does holding on to a pole and just plain ol dancing around it when i was 8 in one of our old houses count??? if not, then no, but i'd like to.

Been fired from a job?
yep....and they called me back a couple of hours later and told me to come back.

Sang Karaoke?
no way!

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
i am notorious for this. i pretty much always do the things i say i'm not going to do and don't do the things i say i'm going to do.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
yep.

Laughed until you peed?
hmmm....if i did, i would have had to have been drunk.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
yep.

Kissed in the rain?
{sigh} yes

Had sex in the rain?
not yet ;)

Sang in the shower?
oh yeah. i'm convinced that maybe if i sing in the shower, that i will be as good as fred and barney were when they were in the tub (anyone remember that episode of the flinstones).

Gave your private parts a nickname?
yep.....northern states are called hoots and the southern state is called the hoo-hoo

Ever gone to work without underwear?
all the time {giggle}

Sat on a rooftop?
yep.

Played chicken?
no way.

Been pushed/thrown into a pool with all your clothes on?
don't think so.

Broken a bone?
nope.

Flashed someone?
the hubby would prolly say every day. but i disagree. just b/c i have major cleavage showing at work and i'm sitting and the people who walk in my office are standing, doesn't mean i'm flashing right??? if ya got em, flaunt em.

Mooned Someone?
no.

Skinny Dipped?
i don't think so. not that i wouldn't.

Shaved your head?
i have the back of my neck shaved a lil when she cuts me hair. i've shaved other parts...does that count.

Slept Naked?
whenever i can.

Blacked out from drinking?
yes.

Played a prank on someone?
nothing too serious.

Had a gym membership?
yep...that was one expensive day at the gym.

Felt like killing someone?
i say i do, but i don't think i really do.

Cried over someone you were in love with?
yep.

Had Mexican jumping beans as pets?
i've seen em...don't know if i've had them as pets.

Been in a band?
nope.

Shot a gun?
nope.

Shot a bow and arrow?
nope.

Played strip poker?
no, but if i had a rockin' bod i would all the time. hmm...maybe i should just get better at poker ;)

Donated blood?
yeah and i'll never do it again. it was the worst experience. i was nervous about it to begin with. once they started, i began to feel dizzy and was sweating furiously. i asked the old lady who was volunteering if i was supposed to be that way. before i knew it, i was laid back, my feet were in the air and she is hollering for a coke. now i felt foolish b/c all the people from work were there. once i was done and i got up, i felt sooooo friggin' drunk. i could barely walk and one of our captains had to help me to the bathroom b/c i thought i was going to throw up.

Ever jump out of an airplane?
abso-fuckin'-lutely not.

Been to more than 10 countries?
no....wish i have been.

your turn!